| Your ears can pick up the crack of a bat during a baseball game, but only your eyes can tell you whether it's the first baseman hitting a pitch or the shortstop battering a piñata. Protect your anatomy's most valuable players with today's Groupon: for $2,100, you get a LASIK eye procedure at LASIK of Nevada (a $4,500 value). Initial consultations can take place at LASIK of Nevada's South Maryland Parkway or North Town Center Drive locations, but all procedures are performed at the South Maryland Parkway location. With more than 30,000 laser-refractive procedures under his belt, Dr. Richard Rothman of LASIK of Nevada brings the latest technology and more than two decades of experience to each corrective procedure. An initial consultation determines each patient's eligibility for the procedure, checking factors such as the extent of correction needed, the presence of conditions such as cataracts, and the possibility that a corrective procedure might reawaken long-dormant petrifying gazes. After pre-op prep, Dr. Rothman lifts away a small flap of corneal tissue, causing a mild feeling of pressure for several seconds, and aims a powerful laser at the eye. The laser resculpts the cornea underneath, changing defective eye shapes into platonic ideals of focusing spheroids. The entire process lasts no more than 10 minutes, at the end of which the flap is replaced and instantly bonds to the surrounding tissue, eliminating the need for sutures or ocular welds during recovery. Eyes recover quickly, with most patients able to drive and return to work within a few days. Though a mild discomfort, akin to having a lash stuck in the eye, often occurs, LASIKees will receive moisturizing and antibiotic eye drops, as well as a series of follow-up visits, to ensure comfort and cleanliness while the healing proceeds. There are no guaranteed results, though most people who undergo the procedure report significantly improved vision, often no longer requiring glasses, contacts, or shoulder-perched daemons constantly describing their surroundings. Those not eligible for procedure may redeem Groupon for PRK laser vision correction, transfer Groupon to another person, or be refunded. Read More | Spiders are especially allergic to apples once the sun goes down. |  | |  |
